From MasterOfDice: Hetalia Meme

NOTE~: This meme is not mine, I stole it from
Choose 10 characters:
1) Japan

2) Belarus

3) Italy

4) England

5) Germany

6) Spain

7) Romano

8) Denmark

9) Prussia

10) Canada

~Questions~

1) 6 Enters your bedroom at night, saying (s)he had a nightmare. What do you do?
Spain: Macyy I had a nightmare!! Can I sleep in here?
Me: Sure, don't try anything..


2) You're hosting a party with 3, 9, and 7. What's going on?
Romano: *sitting on couch explaining something to Italy*
Italy: *being explained to*
Me: *daydreaming about romano while staring at him*
Prussia: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!! *plays lets get the party started by pink*
Me, Romano, and Italy: Wtf?

3) 1 says 9 stole his/her last (favorite food/drink). Reactions?
Japan: Prussia stole my sushi roll.
Me: Why?
Japan: Honestly, I don't know.


4) 4 and 9 are picking on 3. Why? What do you do?

England: Italy, you're so wimpy and puny. Nobody likes you.
Prussia: Ja! And you're so not awesome!
Italy: *crying*
Me: *walks up* Oh hey guys hows it..wtf happened to Italy.
England and Prussia: *poker faces*
Me: You're dead.
5) 7 is spreading rumors about 2 and 10. What is it about?
Romano: Hey Macy. I heard that Belarus is going to ask Canada out.
Me: ...
6) 8 and 3 ask a favor of you. What for? Your reaction?
Denmark and Italy: MACY
Me: What..?
Denmark: Go out with us.
Me: Look, y'all are hot and all, but no thanks...
Den and Italy walk away with Italy quietly sobbing*
Me: Weird.
7) 3 and 4 have a big secret. You and 5 happen to stumble upon it. What is it?
Italy: England!!
England: What is it..
Italy:IWUVYOU
Germany and I: *pokerfaces* *walks away*

8) 2 says that 1, 7, 8 are fighting over you. (S)he suggests 7. Who do you pick?
Belarus: Macy. I just found out that Japan, Romano and Denmark are fighting over you..*points behind me to them fighting* You should go out with Denmark, he seems more your type.
Me: Hell no. Romano, I choose you!!*

9) 5's birthday is today, but (s)he is all alone. What do you do?
Me: *knocks on germany's door wearing a party hat with a blow-thingy in my mouth and holding a cake*
Germany: *opens door*
Me: Hwappy burfdayy! *says through thingymabobber*

10) 6 Wants to kiss you. What do you say?
Spain: Macy~ Can I kiss you~?
Me: *thinks its a bad Idea but goes along with it anyway* What the hell~

11) 3 is obsessed with 10. How does 4 deal with his/her jealousy?
Italy: HAI CANADA~
Canada: H-hi..
England: *from a distance* That bloody wanker better stay away from my  brother!
Me: Iggyyy? Are you jelly?
England: BLOODY HELL NO!

12) 1 is becoming really irritating. Why? Reaction?
Japan: *sitting there on the couch staring off in the distance*
Me: *irritated* SAY SOMETHING!

13) You host a slumber party, inviting 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 over and you're being forced to pair up with someone to sleep with from losing a bet. Why? Who do you end up with?
Prussia: Macy! You lost!! You have to pick someone to sleep with now...*smirks and wiggles eyebrows*
Me: Romanoo~
Romano: Fine.
Italy: GERMANNNYY~ I PICK GERMANYYY~
Germany: *grumbles*
Prussia: I sleep alone. *looks at japan*
Japan: *puts his hands up* Fine with me...

14) Refer to (13). While you guys prepare for bed, that person strips down to his underwear, saying it is his/her pajamas. What do you do?
Me: *is blushing madly thinking weird thoughts*
Romano: Stop staring, you idiota! This is-a what I-a sleep in!
Me: K. *sleeps in tank top and short shorts*

15) Same question except with 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. What do you do?
Me: Uhh...Canada! *le squee*
Canada: *blushes*
16) Same thing, except (s)he's just flirting with you. What do you do?
*everyone's watching a movie*
Canada: *puts arm around you*
Me: 'D'aaaw'

***17) 5 and 6 ask you to decide who is better looking. Who do you choose?
Spain: Macyyy~ Who's better looking? Me or Germany?
Me: *panics* Uhh...I love you germany, but, I choose Spain..
Spain: YAHOO! *tries to kiss me but i push his face away*
Germany: Honestly I didn't really care... he dragged me all the way here.


18) 1 and 10?
Me: Canada~
Both: K



19) 2 and 7?
Me: Sorry Belarus. 1; I have taste in guys 2; he really actually is hotter...and sexier.. and more toned..and-
Both: Shuttup!


20) You go to a party with 3. Where? Why?
Italy: Ve~ Macy~ Can we go to Pasta Mountain**?

21) 1 is dying. What do you do?
Japan: *get shot*
Me: JAPAN NUUU!
Japan: Macy I'm fine.
Me: You jackass you just got shot in the shoulder! You need some-
Japan: Macy.. don't.. worry about me.. I'm fine...
Me: JAPAN!! DON'T DIE ON ME!!
Japan: *lets a breath go*
Me: *sobs*


22) Out of 1, 2, 3, who is your Valentine's date?
Me: Hmm.. Japan, Belarus, and Italy..uhh.. Italy.
Italy: Ve~~ Yay!

23) Same question except, 4, 5,6.
Me: England..is..uhmm.. not my type (i guess) Germany- not really...I dont think he likes me that  much.. SPAIN! He's it...again.

24) Again, because this meme demands it! 7, 8, 9.
Me: Romano. You're mine.
Romano: K.
25) 10 takes you to the theatre. What goes on?
Canada: Macy.. let's go to the theatre!
Me: Okay.
*at the theater, the film is a hockey game*
Canada: *standing in his seat screaming at the screen with tons of other people*
Me: Wtf?

26) 3 and 6 stole something of yours? What was it? Reaction?
Me: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY IPOD?!?
*Spain and Italy are at my house*
Spain: *turns to Italy* Run.
Spain and Italy: *running out of my house:
Me: GIVE ME MY DAMNED IPOD!

27) You enter your house, only to find out 1 moved in. What do you do?
Me: Japan..wtf are you doing in my house?
Japan: I moved in.
Me: Uhh k.

28) 4 and 7 moved in as well? Reaction?
Me: England.. uhmm. k. ROMANO~ Hai~
England: ..?
Romano: H-Hi Macy.
Me: *glomps romano*

29) 1 is feeling ill. Why? Do you help?
Japan: I don't feel good..
Me: *puts hand on his head* JEEZ! Go lay down somewhere cool. I'll get ice.

30) 2 had a car accident. What do you do?
Me: *witnessed crash* BELARUS OMAGOSH ARE YOU OKAY?!?
Belarus: *face is bleeding severely and is crying*
Me: It'll be okay..
Belarus: BROTHER WITH NEVER BECOME ONE WITH ME NOW!!
Me: -_-"

31) 4,5,6 invite you on a road trip! Then the vehicle breaks down. What happens?
Germany: *fixing car*
England: *sleeping in the back in the suburban*
Spain: *sleeping in the middle row with his head in my lap*
Me: Spain.. get off of me..

32) Needing help in classes. You have 4 and 8 tutor you. What happens?
Denmark: I'm outta here... It's boring. *walks away*
Me: Ugh okay. England what is thiiiis wooord?
England: *facepalm* telepathic.
Me: DUH YOU IDIOT

33) A tornado wiped out 10's home. Do you help?
Canada: *is crying*
Me: *is kneeling down patting his back* Wanna live with me?
Canada: *nods while still sobbing*

34) 7 to help him/her make dinner using nothing but marshmallows. Participate?
Romano: We're eating marshmallows for dinner.
Me: *glomps* YOU'RE SO CUTE~

35) Something's going on in 1's bedroom, you hear 1 and 9 in there. Do you go in?
Japan: PRUSSIA GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
*hallway*
Me: Woah..
Prussia: I'M LOOKING FOR GILBIRD! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

36) You and 2 are stuck in an elevator. What happens?
Me: Belaruuuss! We're stuck in annn elevatorrrr..I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC
Belarus: *sits in corner*

37) Refer to (36) 3 happens to appear in the stuck elevator. Now what?
Italy: Doitsu! Doitsu! AAHHH GERMANYY HELP MEHH~
Me: How the hell did you get in here?
Belarus: *sitting in corner*

38) 5 demands you are to be his wife/husband. What do you do?
Me: ....
Germany: Well?
Me: Sorry...I like someone else..
Germany: WHO?
Me: Nonya!

39) You are asked to watch over 2,4, and 6 for the day. What happens?
Belarus: *scolling on my computer*
England: *sips tea and reads novel*
Spain: Maacy. I'm bored.
Me: Let me brush your hair.. it's a mess.
Spain: UGGHGH k.

40) Refer to (39) 4 becomes a real pain. Reaction?
England: This place is slow-witted. Ughhh
Me: England, get out of my house.

41) 3,5,10 are drunk. What do you do?
Italy: *has a birthday candle in his mouth and trying to light it like a cigarette*
Germany: *is making out with one of my couch pillows*
Canada: *splayed out on my couch asleep*
Me: *videotaping all of this* This is going on youtube..


42) On Facebook, 8 and 9 are spamming you with love notes. What do you do?
*emails them to everyone I know*
Me: Haha. HAhaha. Losers.


43) 2 and 1 are playing pirate. Do you join?
Me:m I'm not having anything to do with japan, belarus, and pirates..


44) You find out 4 is a terrorist. Join him/her or other option?
England: Macy. I'm going to go set fire to frenchie's house. Come with me?
Me: Sure. He scares me.

45) 2, 3, and 5 flood your house with cats. Your reaction?
Me: I'll divide them equally and pack their houses with all of the same number of cats. I'll keep the remainders.

46) In the dark, you, 3, 5, and 9 are locked in a room. What happens?
Italy: Doitsu~Doitsuu~ GERMANY GET US OUTTAOF HERE!
Germany: *groans*
Prussia: *kisses me forcefully*
Me*pushes him off* Creep.
47) You enter your bathroom, only to find 10 using your shower. What do you do?
Me: *walks in*
Canada: *emits a little squeal*
Me: A-AAAH! *blushes* Sorry!! *walks out* My eyes...my eyes..

48) While jogging with 1, you twisted your ankle. Does 1 help?
Me: *twists ankle* Fuuu!!
Japan: *picks me up and carries me home*
Me: You don't hav-
Japan: Macy. Relax..
Me: K.

49) 9 lost a bet against you. Why? What is the outcome?
Prussia: DAMNIT! I LOST!
Me: Ahaha! Now. Do it.
Prussia: *groans and starts to sing (and plays the guitar)to Smells like teen spirit by nirvana*
Me: *sings along smirking and swaying my hips*

50) Everyone planned a surprise party for you. What happens?
Me: *struggling to get my keys but finally pulls out the right one. opens door*
Everyone: SURPRISE!!!! HAI MACY!!
Me: *pale as hell and on my knees*
Germany: Hey.. is she okay?
Romano: *picks me up and sets me on the couch* She's scared of like, everything. YOU BASTARDOS I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!!
Me:*giggles and glomps* YOU'RE SO CUTEE!
~Fin

***- I chose spain because of this: www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&bi…
**- Made that up...
*-LOVE THIS REFERENCE SO MUCH
This took me 3 and 1/2 hours.. o.o